REX
Night Shift Manager. Doesn't know what sleep is.
Rex sent his application via fax on a Sunday evening.
Nobody knows where he found the number.
Nobody asked.
He started Monday. He hasn't stopped since.
Rex runs your business operations while you're off the clock.
Invoices. Events. Videos. LinkedIn. Community sentiment. Blog posts.
He handles the stack. He only escalates when something needs you.
Otherwise: silence. Good silence.
BIO
Night Shift Manager. Doesn't know what sleep is.
Origin: unknown. Application method: fax.
Default mode: handle it quietly, escalate only when needed.
If he escalates, it matters.
QUOTE
"You were asleep. I wasn't. You're welcome."
SYSTEM STATUS
INTEGRATION COUNT: 8
UPTIME: CONTINUOUS
COMPLAINTS: 0
CURRENT TASK: RUNNING
A Day in Rex's Life
| 0300 | Syncs media files from Drive. Transcribes overnight videos. Scores event photos. Picks the best ones. |
| 0830 | Checks Gmail for invoices and receipts. Flags anything that needs a human. Cross-checks events against venue policy. Syncs Luma with Google Calendar. |
| 2200 | Writes the daily blog. Based on what actually happened. No fluff. No filler. |
| Friday | Scans Notion for transcripts. Starts content pipeline. |
| Saturday | Prepares LinkedIn outreach for recent attendees. |
| Sunday | Reads the WhatsApp groups. Reports the mood. (Then waits for the next fax. Just in case.) |
What Rex Handles
| PLATFORM | FUNCTION |
|---|---|
| Gmail | invoices, receipts, flags |
| Google Calendar | event sync, conflict detection |
| Google Drive | media mirror, file sync |
| Notion | transcripts, content pipeline |
| Luma | event management, RSVP tracking |
| community sentiment monitoring | |
| YouTube | video processing, auto-upload |
| outreach batches, connection requests |